'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords

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    'You want me to work for you after you lay me off?'
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    You want me to work for you after you lay me off? Σ Hey all. Been reading these for a while, and figured I'd post one. This is not my story, but my Dad's. But, we all get a kick out of it still. Forgive for bad grammar, English was my weakest subject.
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    Back in about 2008 my Dad was working for a network company. They provided the backbone for the internet/network for a lot of companies. across the US. Well, one morning he was working, and his boss' boss calls him into his office. Not a good sign for sure. Well, he give the standard "Sorry, but we're downsizing" speech. He wasn't happy for sure, but things happen. So, he signed the paperwork saying that he no longer works there, and he is NOT allowed to do any sort of work for them. Important l
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    So, he and his now old boss go out to lunch as a goodbye. Boss even told him half joking that if he had known this was coming, he could have taken one of the brand new servers that they had dropped off at his desk a couple of days before. They both laughed. They said goodbye, and went on their way.
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    Well, I should tell you what my Dad did there. He managed ALL of their core routers across the US. So, every bit of data across the network went through them. And, he was the only one. So, for his entire employment there, he'd always get paged with issues at 3am. So, he gets home, and starts to relax. Well, about an hour later he gets a call from his boss' boss. The convo went something like this.
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    Big Boss Hey D - Dad - Hey BB, what do you need? (was a bit shorter than he normally would be, but hey, he just got canned) BigBoss -Well, we have a problem up here. Dad Oh, yeah? What is it? - BigBoss - Well, you see, no one here has the root (master) password for the routers, and we need you to give it to us.
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    Dad- Oh yeah? Well, according to the paperwork I just signed I'm not allowed. to do ANY work for you, and that would be work. So, tell you what, "hire" me as a one time consultant for $10,000, and I'll be more than happy to give it to you. BigBoss- Ummmm... yeah... let me get back to you on that.
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    Never heard from them again. For them to get the password, they would have. to send out a tech to EACH router to hook up to it, and reset the password. Can't do it remotely. He got a new job at MCI soon after for about 5 years until he retired for good. He still laughs at them today.
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    Edit 1: Thanks for all the comments everyone. Just to clarify, English is my first language, but in high school, it was my worst subject. I'm pretty sure that sooner or later my Dad would have given them the password, but I think he wanted to make them worry, and regret what they did a bit beforehand.
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    As someone pointed out, I think the years are off by some. So, it might. have been closer to 2000, than 2008. Yes, he probably should have kept better notes, and he might have (He never told me). But, knowing these guys, they deleted his PC/Network drive 2 seconds after he walked out the door.
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    roamingpotate the biggest enemy of corporate is corporate
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    JVM_ This happened at my Dad's work. <Company fires Chinese speaking welder for large boiler company> Welder also does translation for Chinese customers when they come to visit - hard to hire a translator versed in nuclear/power plant boiler technology.
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    <calls up Chinese welder> Chinese welder commands ridiculous hourly wage to come in and translate.
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    Cajova_Houba I don't get this and I keep seeing it kinda often in this sub. we're downsizing yeah, lets fire a guy who's managing our backbone
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    darth_ravage Depending on how much equipment they had, it might have been cheaper to pay the $10k then to send techs to all those locations.
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    Ha. IT justice is best justice.

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